I have given up tumblr for lent which means I won’t be back until Easter Sunday. So yeah, please don’t unfollow. :)
americans seem to think there are two accents in england
- tally ho old chum cheerio yes yes wot wot
- YOU AIGHT M8 I’LL FUCK YA UP FOR LOOKIN AT MY TELLY
which is 100% true
actually everyone thinks that
but english people seem to think americans have two accents
- well hidey ho thare I was just goin to round up them there horses
- woah gnarly waves dude lets go eat a hamburger and smoke some weed
Ellen gives Edgar the pizza guy at the Oscars a $1,000 tip (x)
I love when celebrities just give away huge amounts of money to random people because $1,000 can mean so much to somebody who works a minimum wage job.
i’m actually very happy she brought the pizza guy on
I DIDN’T KNOW SHE DID THIS.
GOD BLESS ELLEN DEGENERES.